20 Funny (and Totally Relatable) Facts About Dogs
20 Funny (and Totally Relatable) Facts About Dogs
Dogs are loyal, loving, and... so funny! Our dogs keep us entertained in ways that no one else can, from their love of sticks to their dramatic falls on the floor.
These 20 funny facts about dogs will make you laugh, nod, or say, "Yep, that's my dog!"
1. Some dogs think they're lap dogs... even when they weigh 35 kilogrammes. Extra points if they sit on your head.
2. Dogs can dream, and yes, they do chase squirrels while they sleep. Pay attention to the little leg twitches. Cute.
3. They can tell when you open the fridge from the other side of the house. No matter what you're getting, even if it's just salad. Level of disappointment: 100.
4. Some dogs act like they can't hear you, especially when you say "bath." The best example of selective hearing.
5. They don't know how to respect other people's space. If you can breathe, you're a pillow.
6. Dogs can smell how you feel. Yes, they do know when you've had a bad day. and when you eat chicken.
7. Some dogs bark when they fart. And then they look at you like you did it.
8. They will drink from a puddle of dirty water... but they won't drink the filtered water in their bowl. It's clear that it's a taste thing.
9. Zoomies are real, and they happen at the worst times. Wet paws and shiny floors. A mess.
10. Dogs are great at making you feel bad. Those eyes. That sigh. That paw on your leg. They've looked into you.
11. They'll follow you to the toilet like it's a group project. What about privacy? Not while they are on duty.
12. They can tell when you spell W-A-L-K. And now they know what you mean when you say "stroll" or "outing." Good luck.
13. Their ears can move on their own. Helpful for hearing snacks and ignoring "no."
14. The postman is their worst enemy .Even if he's the one who gives them treats every day.
15. They smell everything. The air, other dogs, trees, trash cans, and your jeans. That's how they say hello. And judging.
16. No biscuit is safe. In every language, "bag rustling" means "treat time."
17. Some dogs snore louder than people do. We're talking about snorts that are as loud as a goods train from a 6kg floof.
18. While you eat, they often "guard" you... in case you drop a single crumb. Faithfulness. Or maybe just being hungry?
19. They'll bring you toys you didn't even know were in your house. How did they even find that sock?
20. They love you more than treats. (But they won't say no to both at once.)
Last Thought
Dogs are strange, funny, and just plain great. Life is just better with a dog, whether they're collecting sticks or running through the house at night.
Which one of these sounds like your dog? 🐾
Tell us , and don't forget to do something nice for your funny dog today.
Karen, Trevor and Boa
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